Gorillas of the Deep or How I got "Spooned"

Dradga, is me. Master trainer say, go and observe the land outside city and learn the ways of nature and creatures around us. I do this. I sit and watch and learn to go swiftly like the wind, to bend like the tall grass.

I spend time with gorillas of Timorous Deep as part of training. I see they are strong, social, fearless. I absorb lessons and return to trainer.


My reward for study is new weapon. Swift, bending, strong.

Yes, you may laugh now.